Just one more tray before I have “perfect” teeth…
it’s been 11 years in the making..

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Take a gander at Raffi’s blog as well if you wanted a sneak peak into the world of an adorable pubescent boy’s take on modern preppiness and lots of GPOY = The Attic in the Basement

Update: I made a superrr sweeeet playlist if anyone cares to know what I felt like listening to today.. Will make more in the future because technology is sooo cool! Click here to listen

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According to Urbandictionary.com, the acronym “GPOY” is…

“Short for “Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself,” usually accompanied picture of yourself, or something that you do. Most commonly used on tumblr both in the main post and as a tag.”

I know more people on the internet are more guilty of this than they’d like to believe.

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.. or at least be creepy and stalk from the outside and take pictures of myself on self-timer in bubble gum pink high-waisted skinny jeans and completely unintentional ombre hair.

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2009…

2010..

 

 

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Happy Monday! 

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I can’t wait to raid Target first thing tomorrow and buy all the Easter candy on sale…

I will eat those reese’s peanut butter cup eggs until my hands shake from the refined sugar highhhhh….

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I love this city so much. So stylish and retro.

It’s the closest I can get to feeling like Beyonce in the “Why Don’t You Love Me?” music video.

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Hitting the gym and eating salad (aka rabbit food) has paid off.. It is so sick that I secretly love when people tell me that I look like I need to eat something. I have a love / hate relationship with my BDD (body dysmorphic disorder).

PS. For anyone that is actually concerned, please don’t be. I have a really sick sense of humor. I would never promote anorexia, bulimia or any other eating disorder. Anyone who has shared a meal with me knows how much I appreciate the deliciousness of a fine feast. I effing love food and eat plenty of it — in moderation of course.. in conjunction with taking Zumba classes at 24 Hour Fitness in my ever obnoxious gym clothes and bright pink headphones!

PPS. Kanye was really good, but I’m sure you already knew that from the abundance of facebook / twitter feed updates.

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It’s been almost two years since I’ve touched a keyboard and done this blogging thanggg.. the world and Internet are much different places now!

What I wouldn’t give to remove some of the things that pop up when you google my full name (ie. “Happy 16th Birthday, Martine Cajucom.. you farted during lunch today and it was effing hilarious!”).. umm.. yeah… shit like that lurks around dark corners of the world wide web and haunts me forever!

So thank you martine.biz in advance for being a dumpster of creative juices, vanity and random quirky bits. By the way, I chose .biz because I constantly use embarrassing words like bizny and biznatch conversationally.. but more importantly, .biz was on sale for $4.99 on godaddy.com versus $20 for .com and I am a cheap bizny, so there you go!

Hope you like what I have to say.. but if you don’t, well then you probably suck.

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